Inspiring Hypochondriacs Everywhere

Dear Web MD Symptom Checker,

According to you, I am possibly suffering from any of the following conditions:

1.Influenza (flu) adults
2.Common cold
3.Indoor allergens
4.Hay fever
5.Viral syndrome
6.Acute Sinusitis
7.Hypothyroidism
8.Dust exposure
9.Laryngitis
10.Nasal congestion
11.Cold exposure
12.Allergic reaction
13.Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
14.Exercise or physical activity (man, wouldn't that suck)
15.Lyme disease
16.Nonallergic rhinitis
17.Fibromyalgia
18.Heartburn/GERD
19.Whooping cough
20.Chronic sinusitis

So umm... do I just pick and choose?

Love,
~boo