Grapes aren't that good

Dear Chick in Pan's Labyrinth,

So you're told by the magical faun thing that under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you eat ANYTHING when you do your little quest, even though there's a nice big feast there. When you get there, not only do you see a frickin' horrifying monster sitting at the end of the table, but you ALSO see pictures of that same monster killing and eating children like yourself. So, what do you do? Well, of course you have to go and eat grapes. GRAPES! You even have little fairy friends warning you not to. Well of course when you eat the grapes the monster wakes up, and when he does, you don't run, even though the fairies are telling you to. What do you do? You stand there and ponder those grapes you ate. You wait until the monster dude is right behind you and bites the heads off of two of your fairy friends before you then think "Oh, I guess I should run or something..."

Fairy friends, I am sorry for your loss. Chick in Pan's Labyrinth, you are an idiot.

~boo