Dear Pepto Bismol, Advil, & Powerade,
I would like to thank you from the bottom of my intestines and the top of my brain for the immensely appreciated help you provided me this evening. All day I was extremely ouch a l'estomac (in my tummy) and in my head, and you and your magical healing powers graciously returned my organs to a state of bliss. Pepto Bismol, you worked your magic on my cramps, nausea, and other unmentionables with dignity and deliciously pink charm. Advil, your liquidy capsules soothed my brain with turquoise perfection. Powerade, you quenched my thirst and calmed my dehydration with orange enthusiasm.
Pepto Bismol, Advil, & Powerade, you are pharmaceutical demi-gods!
Love,
~boo
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